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#littleinfinities 
#tfios is my favorite book! and my favorite quote has to be ‘hump the moist cave wall’. Isaac has to be my favorite character but Hazel and Gus….

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I just started reading a lot of Stephen King. So far I've read The Green Mile, The Shining, Misery and I'm in the middle of The Stand. Do you have any favorites you would recommend?
writingtohappiness asked

quoted-books:

I have read a lot of Stephen King, but I feel like my favorite thing he does is the short story! I’ve loved all of those collections! Here are my top 5 (that you haven’t listed already)! 

1. Nightmares & Dreamscapes

2. Four Past Midnight

3. Skeleton Crew

4. Duma Key

5. Doctor Sleep (sequel to the Shining) 

Thank you for the question! Hope you enjoy the rest of The Stand

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carryonwaywardsoldier:

my physics teacher told us a joke today

three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do?

They throw one cigarette over board and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter

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A CIGARETTE LIGHTER

I ACTUALLY GET IT OH MY GOD YES

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When my friend sees a hot guy

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It’s official, I can drop out of school and go to Hogwarts. [x]

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"mr. president why is ur hand on the launch nukes button"
“it’s a metaphor”

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so much tension in one photo

its either 1am or 1pm in the pic and i dont know which is funnier

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hey guys as it’s starting to get warmer out i'd like to remind everyone to stay hydrated and drink lots of water!

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The world’s greatest essay, written by a 12-year-old who really, really hates plain doughnuts.

kodak-taught-me:

The world’s greatest essay, written by a 12-year-old who really, really hates plain doughnuts.

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i made a tutorial for male crotches